Thursday, November 19, 2009

Adriana Lima is a mummy

Adriana Lima and husband, NBA star Marko Jaric, welcome baby girl

Adriana Lima, Marko Jaric
Adriana Lima and NBC star Marko Jaric

Victoria's Secret model Adriana Lima and her husband, NBA star Marko Jaric, welcomed a daughter on Sunday.

"Adriana and Marko are thrilled to announce they had a baby girl, Valentina Lima Jaric, in New York City,"
a rep for Lima confirms. "Mother, father and baby are all doing well."
Adriana Lima hot photo
Lima and the Memphis Grizzlies star first met in 2006 and became engaged two years later on the model's 27th birthday.
The couple eloped on Valentine's Day earlier this year and wed in a small ceremony in Jackson Hole, Wyoming.

The 28-year-old model learned she was expecting soon after her honeymoon.

The couple reportedly waited to find out the sex of the baby, leaving Lima to decorate the nursery in an all-white color scheme.

"Even in my wildest days I knew that I wanted to be the ultimate family man," Jaric, 31, said at the time.
"We're ready to settle down."
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Rihanna: Im single and ready to mingle!

Rihanna: I'm single and ready to mingle!

Rihanna hot photo

Rihanna
told Access Hollywood that she’s very much single and ready to meet new guys.

“I’m not dating anyone… I’m not dating anyone,”
the singer told Billy Bush on Thursday.
She might not be attached to any one particular guy, but she revealed that she has her eyes open
when it comes to possible new suitors.

“I’m single and ready to mingle!”

she said, but added that her main focus is her music.

“I don’t really want to date night now,” she continued.
“I don’t want a serious relationship only because it’s a lot of time and energy and a big commitment.
And right now I’m just focused on ‘Rated R,’ which is like a child, it needs a lot of attention
and is a lot of hard work and a lot of sleepless nights.”
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Rihanna's interview on Rated R and Tristan Wilds

And Rihanna would like her fans to know she’s not having any sleepless nights
with “90210’s” Tristan Wilds, which has been reported by numerous
online gossip Web sites recently.

“I don’t know if I would say he’s my friend,”
Rihanna said when asked rumors of a romance with Tristan.
“He came to one of my parties, but we don’t have even have each other’s cell phone numbers,
so I don’t know what you call that.”
Rihanna hot photo
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Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Top 5 Songs About Having Sex With Robots

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Top 5 Songs About Having Sex With Robots

Songs About Having Sex With Robots

Do you want to shlep a man-machine? Did you pitch a tent watching Demon Seed? Feel like frotting an astrodroid?

#5. THE BUGGLES - I LOVE YOU MISS ROBOT For someone who hung a whole album on neo-luddisim, Trevor Horn sure wants to push himself deep inside a metal swimsuit area. So much. "You make love like a metronome/don't drive too fast when you take me home/Touch the seam on your silver skin/That feels so hard when you take me in". Wreck that area, Trevor!

#4 NEWCLEUS - AUTOMAN Nothing to do with the craptastic Tron cash-in from the 1980s, this overlooked electro jam tells the tale of a guy and a girl... and the guy is made of pipes and wires and stuff. Relationships are hard. They're even harder if you're an emo robot with no pulse or reproductive organs. Heartbreak and system failure is sure to follow.


#3 ADD N TO (X) - METAL FINGERS IN MY BODY Add N To (X) liked porn and they liked robots. Porn with robots. This is a video of porn with robots. A bored Ladytron wannabe orders up a robo-gigolo and pretty soon his metal fingers are in her body. If you find this video arousing you have deep-seated childhood issues and brother, rock on.
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#2 KRAFTWERK - COMPUTER LOVE
It's not explicitly about screwing mandroids, but Kraftwerk ARE the robots. Tapping into burning, directionless lust and the German proto-Internet, this little ode to casual, Teutonic hookups in the digital age is one of the stand-out tracks on the Computer World album. Just don't be surprised if the glacial beats and asexual vocals make your old lady clam up like Twiki if you try and play it "in the act".

#1ROYKSOPP feat ROBYN - THE GIRL AND THE ROBOT Haters gonna hate, but Robyn has class, talent and looks - but it's not for you, guys. She only goes for workaholics who run on direct current. Rokysopp bring the four to the floor and driving italo synthlines as Ms. Carlsson's yearning vocals swoop and soar like some kind of... sex eagle. A sex eagle that wants to ride a mechanical man. I love you, Sex Eagle.

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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Katy Perry - 'MTV Unplugged'

Katy Perry plots next album, does 'MTV Unplugged'

Katy Perry

Katy is proud to be following in the footsteps of Nirvana and Lauryn Hill by recording
her own "MTV Unplugged" session.
Perry spoke to The Associated Press about stripping her songs bare, writing scandalous lyrics
and how her next album will make people dance.

The Associated Press: What was the appeal for you in doing "MTV Unplugged"?

Katy Perry: Well the "MTV Unplugged" session was really important, it was kind of like the swan song
of the whole "One of the Boys" record. It was the last real look I wanted to give on the record and show off
some of the songs at their most simple, kind of at their most stripped down, at the skeleton,
at the core of what some of them were written or how they were written.

AP: Your life must be completely different now — it's a whirlwind.

Katy Perry: Yeah I'm definitely getting used to it, or trying; it's difficult.
I don't feel completely different than when I started.
I feel like I have a lot to prove still and I still have that ambition and that drive that I had
when I didn't have any money, or when I didn't know what was going to happen in the future,
if I was going to make it or anything.

AP: With the last album, there was a lot of hype about "I Kissed a Girl" and "Ur So Gay."
Do you feel like you're going to have to have some kind of scandalous angle on a track on the new album?

Katy Perry: I think the "I Kissed a Girl"s and the "Ur So Gay"s were never,
"oh let's see how I can stir up a pot of scandalous," you know.
It was actually just me telling my story and that is how I see the world you know, and that's the kind of funny,
messed- up way I live my life I guess. With a dark undertone, a sarcastic dark undertone,
just everything is kind of that way for me and so I'm sure that'll be a thread in my next record.

3OH!3 ft. Katy Perry Starstrukk VIDEO
3OH!3 ft. Katy Perry Starstrukk VIDEO
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Sunday, November 15, 2009

Megan Fox: Im not a tigress like Angelina

Megan Fox: ‘I’m not a tigress like Angelina’

Megan Fox photo

“People compare me to Angelina Jolie, and she’s so serious and stoic,”
Megan told the New York Times Magazine.
“I’m the opposite. When I do interviews, I say things that I think are hysterical.
But because we live in a world of sound bites, you’re not allowed to have a sense of humor.
Sarcasm doesn’t translate in print at all. And neither does self-deprecating humor.
I’m not a tigress like Angelina. Of course, people want me to be. But I want to be the contradiction of that.”

Angelina Jolie

While the “Transformers” franchise actress has offered plenty of quotes that would indicate
she is in fact a “tigress,” like once saying she would “eat” Zac Efron,
the actress said sometimes the Megan people read about, is actually someone else entirely.

“When I sit down to talk to men’s magazines, there’s a certain character that I play,”
she told the mag.
“She’s not fully fleshed out — she doesn’t have her own name — but she shows up to do men’s magazine interviews.
There’s something so ridiculous about always being in your underwear in those magazines,
and you know the interview is going to run opposite those pictures. So, there’s a character that talks to all of them.”

Megan said she also isn’t the woman described in the anonymous “Transformers” crew letter,
which surfaced after she compared director Michael Bay to “Hitler” in an interview,
and which suggested she was “thankless, classless, graceless” and an “unfriendly b****.”

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